2019

Paperspace How-To

8 minute read

Paperspace is a low-cost alternative for running ML algorithms on GPUs in the cloud Being a newer cloud computing platform, some of the documentation ha...

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2017

Precision Mass References on the Cheap

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US nickels are exactly 5g in mass when they’re made US pennies are exactly 2.5g in mass when they’re made If you can find new coins, they’re super-che...

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2015

Dyeing Mercerized Cotton Socks with Rit

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Mercerized Cotton dyes differently than regular cotton. The standard Rit recipes will yield different colors with mercerized cotton (different hues and da...

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2007

My Super Secret Blog

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I have a new blog for my personal stuff. It’s called something designed to not be googleable back to my name. At some point a random headhunter mentioned m...

Killing Processes by Name with pkill

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I decided that in the end, even though I’ve neglected my little blog here for so long, I shouldn’t be ashamed if the first post a put in a while is a technic...

How to Braid More Than 3 Strands

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At work the other day, one of the engineers in lab mentioned that braiding power wires was a good way to keep them all together and have any interference aff...

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2006

Halloween

1 minute read

If you’re a hardcore fan of Matt Clapp, you may know that at one point in the near-distant past of graduate school, I dressed up as a certain Muppet with ora...

Matt’s Online Photos

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Hey all, just thought I’d let you know about my new online photo album at http://photos.itsayellow.com.

Picasa

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I love almost everything about Picasa, but there are some drawbacks:

Dear Diary

1 minute read

“Sorry it’s been so long since I’ve written, but…”

Bicycling Part II

1 minute read

I finally biked all the way to work, on an exhibition trek on Sunday. It took me roughly 50min., and my bike computer said I biked 14.4mph on average, makin...

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2005

I Need Some Exercise

1 minute read

So, almost two months later (after moving to the Bay Area) I decided that I was long overdue for a little physical activity. My preference has always been t...

Stupidity on Video

less than 1 minute read

Very few journal entries have showed up here lately because I’m writing my Ph.D. thesis. This is very adult, very responsible work. But I can’t forget my r...

My Television Picture Was Bouncing

1 minute read

Recently the picture on my television was “bouncing” or jittering up and down. Whacking it on the side or stamping your foot on the floor would make the pict...

Eisenhower and Elmer’s

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For some reason, I always thought that the standard portrait of President Eisenhower looked exactly like the guy on the label of Elmer’s glue. Then I looked...

Sysinternals and PageDefrag

2 minute read

If you run a Windows computer and are more ambitious about fixing problems then throwing your hands up in the air and sobbing softly, you should know about h...

Dancing with Hobos

1 minute read

Today I had to deal with the problem that the official channels of buying software at my esteemed university were taking too long. This particular software ...

Simple Encryption of Files

1 minute read

Sometimes I generate a pdf or PostScript receipt of an online purchase which I then save somewhere on my computer. It’s nice to have around a record of my p...

Kids, Don’t Try This at Home

less than 1 minute read

You’re going to think I’m making this up, but I swear to you I am not. These two pictures were imprinted on plastic bags protecting items that came with a D...

Read ‘em the Riot Act

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If you’re like me, you’ve heard the “Riot Act” referred to, as in “He was so mad he read the Riot Act.” I’ve never known exactly what that meant. I assumed...

Favorite Iced Tea Commercials

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I have always loved the SoBe radio commercials with “Freddy”. They’re just random enough, but also funny enough for me to keep clicking on the website to he...

LyX with LaTeX

3 minute read

I really like the program LyX. It’s a front-end to LaTeX. And yes, those capitalizations are intentional. You see, sometimes when nerds write programs, th...

Favorite Minimalist Finland Humor

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I was trying to figure out a very odd Finnish mock-documentary about Finland that I saw on Minnesota Public Television in 1990 or 1991. I remember the odd, ...

Gateway Tech Support and Too Much Honesty

2 minute read

I called Gateway Technical Support because I finally decided to fix my hard drive issues properly instead of with rubber-bands ( Gateway 200X (200ARC) Lame-O...

Wiha

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Make Adobe Reader 7 for Linux Stop Flashing!

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I like the fact that Adobe finally has updated its PDF reader for Linux, after possibly a decade of no development whatsoever. Way to go guys! Oh, and by t...

Kaffeine Is Good

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I just wanted to give props to Kaffeine, the KDE-optimized audio/video player. It’s a front-end to xine, a free audio/video engine. Together they play just...

XM Radio Rocks My World!

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I have to publicly thank my generous roommate for bringing XM Radio into my life this Christmas.

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2004

My Dad with Very Infamous People

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Not very many people know this, but my dad has had the privilege to meet and hang out with many famous foreign dignitaries. Here he is sharing a laugh with ...

Printing–Mostly Unbroken

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It turns out the major problem cups was having with my Windows machines trying to print was not that they were remote, or Windows. It didn’t like the fact t...

Broken Printing

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Hmmm. Well printing on cups via IPP from Windows machines broke on Dec. 2 for no apparent reason. My laptops still talk to cups on my linux box, they show ...

Grad Life–Technical Resolution

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This isn’t really a personal post, but I thought I would write down the resolution to a technical issue I brought up on my last journal entry.

Boot Processes I Turned Off

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I executed /sbin/chkconfig –list | grep on to see all of the things that the system automatically starts on boot at different runlevels. I then went through...

Printing Woes

1 minute read

Courier PostScript Font Problems Part of my printing woes involved printing text files. If I printed text directly to my laser printer, it would always go o...

Installing Fedora Core 3, Part 6

1 minute read

Printing I finally not only got the printer to work for my linux computer, but also convinced it to serve the printer for our windows laptops.

Another Wedding, and Some Philosophizing

2 minute read

I just got back from another wedding. This one was for my good friend Ryan and his lovely bride Kelly. One of my friends remarked that once all of the sing...

Installing Fedora Core 3, Part 5

2 minute read

UPS I have a APC Uninterruptible Power Supply, and so I thought, what better way to run it with linux, than with their native PowerChute Business Edition, fo...

Installing Fedora Core 3, Part 4

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dyndns dynds rocks my world! If you have a DSL-type connection like I do, your IP address is going to change once in a while. Dyndns gives you a subdom...

First Personal Blog Entry

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Well, here’s the start of my pale-blue-colored online journal. The color of the background is subject to change, but I thought it was more interesting than ...

Installing Fedora Core 3, Part 3

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Reformatting old Windows hard drives The tools you need are fdisk and mkfs.ext3. You may also want to use mkswap and swapon to add a swap partition. T...

Installing Fedora Core 3, Part 2

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NTFS support I had a bunch of old files that I put on two hard drives in my system that I wasn’t installing Fedora onto. I assumed that read-only acces...

Installing Fedora Core 3

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Installed Fedora Core 3, checked the box marked “Install All packages”. With kernel and applications, it only takes about 6GB. Cool.

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