Matthew A. Clapp

Matthew A. Clapp

Using Machine Learning to extract the signal from the noise.

Kids, Don’t Try This at Home

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You’re going to think I’m making this up, but I swear to you I am not. These two pictures were imprinted on plastic bags protecting items that came with a Dell Precision 450 Workstation.

I laughed at them by day, but they gave me nightmares at night.

The first one reminds me of grad school.

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